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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Fuck

This is one the best ones i have....



Last question..Bhagwan
I feel soft when you use the word F***
What to do?

It is one of the most beautiful words
English language should be proud of it
I don't think any other language has any such beautiful words
One Tom from California has done a great research on it
I think he must be the famous Tom, Tom Dick Harry fame
He says "One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'F***', it is one magical word, just by it's sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love."

In language, it falls into many gramatical catagories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f***ed Marry) and intransitive (Marry was f***ed by John). And as a noun (Marry is a fine f***), it can be used as an adjective (Marry is f***ing beautiful).
As you can see there are not many versitality of 'F***'. Besides the sexual meaning there are also the following uses:
Fraud- I got f***ed at the Used Cars lot
Ignorance- F***, if i know
Trouble- I guess i am f***ed now
Agression- F*** you
Displeasure- What the f*** is going on here
Difficulty- I can't understand this f***ing job
Incompetence- He is a F*** Off
Suspicion- What the f*** are you doing?
Enjoyment- I had a f***ing time
Request- Get the f*** out of here
Hostility- I'm going to knock your f***ing head off
Greeting- How the f*** are you?
Apathy- Who gives a F***
Innovation- Get a bigger f***ing hammer
Surprise- F***, You scared the shit out of me
Anxiety- Today is really f***ed

And it is very healthy too....
If every morning you do it as a transandental meditation
Just when you get up, the first thing
Repeat the mantra F*** you, 5 times
It clears the throat
That's how i keep my throat clear
Enough for today......

- Osho

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